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The Arcane Guild
The outside is a tower of dark stone on a rocky cliff overlooking the ocean, but inside is a busy place filled with mages of every description, coming and going at all hours of the day. Large wooden billboards have been set up, with helpful information chiseled into the unsanded boards. You have curious feeling that the chiseled writing will change if you look away.
You catch sight of a wooden sign that looks rather new and hastily constructed. It reads: REPEAT SORTING THIS WAY (for purposes of amusement only)
Another sign points to a teleport pad leading to an unknown destation. This one reads: YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Today is Day 1827. 3 Hours and 45 Seconds until Day 1828.
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